(George Eliot.)
Interview with a Vampire was lots of sex, so I'm not sure.
(Uwe Boll)
Not in time, place or circumstance but in the man lies success.
(James Joyce)
You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing.
(Dale Carnegie)
Only a philosophy of eternity, in the world today, could justify non-violence.
(Albert Camus)
A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended.
(Evan Esar)
Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
(BF Skinner)
Maintaining a complicated life is a great way to avoid changing it.
(Elaine St. James)
Movie stars are supposed to be healthy. They're kept happy and nutritionally together.
(Courtney Love)
An ass may bray a good while before he shakes the stars down.
(George Eliot)
Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
(EW Dijkstra)
Of all things visible, the highest is the heaven of the fixed stars.
(Nicolaus Copernicus)
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
(Woody Allen)
An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous.
(Henry Ford)
Never complain, never explain. Resist the temptation to defend yourself or make excuses.
(Brian Tracy)
How can you practice dancing in an airplane? There's a law against it.
(George Murphy)
The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.
(Flannery O'Connor)
Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins.
(Native American Proverb)
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
(Anonymous)