(Jane Russell)
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
(Tom Bodett)
As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?
(Charlie Sheen)
A close associate of his gave an interview in which the book was described as quotes 'fiction from being to end'. I suffered trial by tabloid for a couple of weeks, lots of insults in the press, in the columns - this man should be put in the tower and so on.
(Anthony Holden)
You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.
(Abraham Lincoln)
The most peaceable way for you, if you do take a thief, is, to let him show himself what he is and steal out of your company.
(William Shakespeare)
All my life I wanted to be a bank robber. Carry a gun and wear a mask. Now that it's happened I guess I'm just about the best bank robber they ever had. And I sure am happy.
(John Dillinger)