(Jonathan Swift)
Get a bicycle. You will certainly not regret it. If you live.
(Mark Twain)
If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies, Succeed anyway.
(Mother Theresa)
The world knows that America will never start a war. This generation of Americans has had enough of war and hate... we want to build a world of peace where the weak are secure and the strong are just.
(John F. Kennedy)
Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call them "impressions," and if you got a different impression, so what, can't we all be brothers?.
(Jack Handy)
Why I came here, I know not; where I shall go it is useless to inquire - in the midst of myriads of the living and the dead worlds, stars, systems, infinity, why should I be anxious about an atom?
(Lord Byron)
It's going to be big. We've been winning at home and we're going to keep trying to push that home record up.
(Mike Bibby)
The best index to a persons character is : (a) how he treats people who cant do him any good, and ;(b) how he treats people who cant fight back.
(Abigail van Buren)
The best inheritance a person can give to his children is a few minutes of his time each day.
(A. Battista)
That place was really dirty. We had mousetraps everywhere, because there were mousses – uh, mice – in the house. We had a gross shag carpet, with stuff in it. I didn't have a real bed. I slept on a blue pullout couch in my room. We didn't have anything in the fridge, ever, except maybe lunch meat for school, and Kraft macaroni and cheese.
(Justin Bieber)